Sunday, September 26, 2010

Here fishy fishy fishy

My son loves fishies but I am not so sure I would let him get in the water with these.

Poor Nemo's Dad almost got eaten by one of these

Um... my dinner is starting at me.

This guy could actually eat my son

Next time a little less..

Next time these people should stay under the rock that they crawled out from.

Darko the first Vampire who needs glasses and cries eyeliner.

Do you know who your children are?

OMG Seriously do you know how old you are?

One of these things is not like the other...

You left the house in that?

You know I don't pretend to know fashion, heck some things I wear I could feature on here. But no matter what I am doing I refuse to leave the house in certain "styles":

These all seem a little scary to me.

At no time shall you leave the house in your underwear. Being drunk and wearing a jacket does not make it acceptable.

Please oh please god tell me you did not actually purchase this outfit.

You know it is bad when your friend is using your pink jacket and purse to hide his face in an effort to avoid being seen with you.

The Road Warrior reunion had a big turn-out this year.

This just disturbs me in so many ways but I guess my biggest question is what happened to it's other boob? 

OMG Where to start. First someone should use the turkey purse to slap you both. I am glad that this photo was taken from the front because I am pretty sure if it was taken from the back we would see your whole butt. If you are going to smoke weed that is your choice but avoid advertising it. Face paint is bad enough on your face but did you have to put it on your belly. Seriously a bikini top? - because it is clear your not wearing any bottoms. Next time a little less advertising and you may avoid getting pregnant.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Scariest Place on Earth?

So we figured that we would take the time to talk about one of the scariest places on earth... THE DENTIST OFFICE.
Is it just me or does this guy seem a little too happy?

Not only are all dentists sadists but most are just a little weird.

They tell you that they are numbing it so it won't hurt but does it ever really not hurt? Just give me the damn gas.

Between the pain, the blood and the drill does this ever turn out good?

I guess it could be worse

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Scary Movies?

We as a society see so many horrors everyday, have we numbed ourselves to horror movies? Maybe it is just the quality of movies that are put out nowadays that are almost humorous. Take the new one our The Last Exorcism -  I was all hyped up to go see this movie. I figured we were looking at a cross between The Exorcist and Paranormal Activity.

But this movie was a huge let down for alot of people. There may be some saving grace in the new Del Toro remake of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark.

Now that scares me. Put me in a pitch black room with noises and flicker a light long enough to give me a scare. I don't know about you but not being able to see adds a whole new element for me. In parting I will leave you with this scare.

Anyone noticed that the White House gave her a Makeover and actually put make-up on her?

Robert and Live Ghost Cams

I don't know about you but I find dolls to be a bit scary. Their cold dark eyes staring back at you blankly, makes you feel like your on a date with Lindsay Lohan. Dolls are just really eerie.
BTW - They are doing a remake of Child's Play but they are keeping the original director and Brad Dourif who played Chucky
But I think this little guy takes the cake for scary dolls.

Robert, sometimes known as Robert the Doll, is a doll that was once owned by Key West painter and author Robert Eugene Otto. The doll, which is allegedly cursed, has become a fixture of ghost tours in the Key West area since it was inducted into the Fort East Martello Museum.
Eugene was given the doll in 1904 by a servant who, according to legend, was skilled in black magic and voodoo and was displeased with the family. Soon afterward it became clear that there was something eerie about the doll. Eugene's parents said they often heard him talking to the doll and that the doll appeared to be talking back. Although at first they assumed that Eugene was simply answering himself in a changed voice, they later believed that the doll was actually speaking.
Neighbors claimed to see the doll moving from window to window when the family was out. The Otto family swore that sometimes the doll would emit a terrifying giggle and that they caught glimpses of it running from room to room. In the night Eugene would scream, and when his parents ran to the room they would find furniture knocked over and Eugene in bed, looking incredibly scared, telling them that "Robert did it!".
When Eugene died in 1972, the doll was left in the attic until the house was bought again. The new family included a ten year old girl, who became Robert's new owner. It was not long before the girl began screaming out in the night, claiming that Robert moved about the room and even attempted to attack her on multiple occasions. More than thirty years later, she still tells interviewers that the doll was alive and wanted to kill her.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Be My Neighbor? White After Labor Day...

Because this is our first day rolling out we figured that we would leave you with a few post for your entertainment. There was much debate here at JPS as to which pictures to post here are the final decision:

Mort: Mr. Rogers?!?
Cin: He does not scare the hell out of you? Asking to be your neighbor
Mort: Well I was questioning the fact that he is practically making out with a gorilla

Okay this one was a toss up to use today or on Fashion Friday. I can forgive the screaming yellow dress, I can forgive the scarf with pink shawl combo - but come on white pumps after Labor Day?!?